That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
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I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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