just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
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You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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