Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
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I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
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It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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