do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
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Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
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its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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