I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
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honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
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double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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