i jhust puked up my retainher.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
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I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
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walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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