Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
Randomize