writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
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he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
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Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
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