Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
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When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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