Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
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You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
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Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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