Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
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I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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