the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
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great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
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I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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