he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
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your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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