i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
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one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
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i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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