Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i think my tv is drunk
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
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WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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