Dual....:-)
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
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im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
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I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
please don't ironically join a cult
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