I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
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i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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