Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
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No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
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I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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