I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
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Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
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They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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