the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
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Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
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He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
you made out with another girl for some wings
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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