So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
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so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
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We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
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