I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
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She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
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Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
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