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My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
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Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
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I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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