its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
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...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
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It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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