I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
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How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
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Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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