I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I smell stomach acid.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
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Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
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WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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