Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
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Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
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Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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