I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
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5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
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He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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