I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
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My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
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I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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