we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
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She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
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He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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