So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
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how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
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There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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