I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
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We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
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I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Randomize