Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
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It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
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Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
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