I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
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Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
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I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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