How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
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I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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