My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
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bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
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Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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