I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
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If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
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Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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