get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
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Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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