just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
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I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
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Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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