Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
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i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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