Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to make out with him forever
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
Randomize