Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
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He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
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I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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