why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
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giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
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We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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