5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
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You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
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and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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