What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
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She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
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Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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