I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
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End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
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this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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