Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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