Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
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My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
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You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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