I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
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Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
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Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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