so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
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Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
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Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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